“Why? Because I’m pretty!”

The chronicles of one who probably has no business maintaining a so-called “blog”.

Episode 1 July 6, 2008

Filed under: Signs that the world is coming to an end — mznicki @ 8:19 pm

I’m sitting on the bus this morning, the super early bus. The bus is packed though, which is weird for 6:45 on a Friday morning. Anyways, I’m sitting in the very back corner of the bus, and this very large man sits next to me.I’m basically squished into the window, which is uncomfortable enough as it is. He doesn’t even try to move or anything so I could potentially have a bit more room. Instead, he decides that he’s going to eat his breakfast on this crowded bus. He has his coffee from Tim’s, which he drank at 5 second intervals. He also has two muffins. But he’s having a lot of difficulty eating these muffins, as he keeps missing his mouth when he tries to eat them. There are crumbs everywhere.
But no, he’s not through yet. He’s also going to try and read the newspaper while he literally has me pushed against the window. So I keep getting smacked in the head with a newspaper.

I was actually pissed off the entire time. It kinda messed up my morning.

 

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